excuse: "deity? no, i just love the planet mars!"
note: you can also try the greek name, ares, but they might assume you're talking about your zodiac sign.


excuse: "i'm a really laid-back, low-key kind of person."
note: a particularly ironic god to place your trust in.


excuse: "i work for le creuset. we make pots and pans."


excuse: "he's the hero of my favorite comic book."


excuse: "it's a computer program and/or software company."


excuse: "she's the cylon hybrid baby in battlestar galactica!"
note: for the ladies.


excuse: "i'm, like, super into the environment."


excuse: honestly, you won't need one, because people will just assume it's a reference to athletic shoes.


excuse: this is a tough one. if your bmv rep doesn't know their old testament, you might be able to tell them it's an acronym or something.


excuse: you're on your own with this one. good luck getting this accepted.¶